This 8-year-old's birthday present list has us in STITCHES

Katie Stratford will turn nine in September 2017, and is already composing a list of birthday demands, 11 months in advance. 

Katie's list included a number of things she hopes to receive, including a pair of white tights…

The youngster, from Manchester, misspelled the word "tights" and instead requested "white tits" for her birthday.

We laughed OUT LOUD at this. 

Katie's mum, Vickie,told the MailOnline that "everyone I've shown it to, including my mum and sister Liz, have loved it and found it hilarious."

"In her mind it was correct but when I pointed out it was a different word her face dropped. She said 'I didn't mean to say that, I meant tights'".

Brilliant! 

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