Pregnancy

Shh...12 things all mums-to-be have secretly done at some stage

Pregnancy is a scary, overwhelming and terrifying time. It's also a time when all inhibitions go out the window and bodily functions have a mind of their own.

You also tend to do a few things that you would NOT want  to admit to anyone else… at all. 

For example…

1. Farted at the most inconvenient times (way too often)

2. Peed in your pants 

3. Ate an entire tub of ice cream, and told your other half you don't know where it went to

4. Used pregnancy as an excuse NOT to go out 

5. Put a mirror between your legs to, you know, have a look at what's going on down there

6. Gave another mum-to-be a knowing look, while also secretly judging their bump size

7. Panicked when you could make head nor tail of the baby scan picture

8. Used your pregnancy brain as an excuse for WAY too many things

9. Passed judgement on someone's name; "what were their parents thinking?!"

10. Dreamed about alcohol and cheese (even if you don't like either of them)

11. Googled 'Where to get placenta pills made'

12. Ate an usual combination of food that would have normally made you vomit… 

 

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