Dad's hilarious face-swap of kids criticising his cooking is all of us

We all know that feeding toddlers is a tricky business. Despite any parent's best efforts to make picture-worthy, healthy meals, many toddlers will choose nuggets and chips over broccoli and carrots any day. 

Woodsie, a Youtuber and Dad of two, recently shared a video that is all our feeding struggles. By face-swapping with his two girls, he nails what any fussy eater is thinking. 

The results have us in stitches. It's easy to imagine any toddler thinking that a well-cooked meal is a "pile of hot garbage". 

The girls really don't hold back. With the youngest daughter, Violet, launching into an attack on Dad's cooking skills right away: 

“Hey, Dad, do you actually know how to cook, or do you like, just know how to put trash in the oven?”

Older daughter, Embry, is slightly more tactful, but after being denied dessert she insists that her Dad is a "garbage human".

Some of the other zingers are exactly what we imagine what we imagine that kids are thinking while rejecting perfectly home-cooked meals: 

“It’s like if a bucket of vomit could commit a hate crime, it would be this dinner.”

“It smells like if the Devil tooted, lit it on fire, whispered a curse into it, and then sent it up here onto this plate.”

“You know I gotta tell ya, I’m a Yelp-er, and you’re not gonna get a good review.”

These tiny food critics are savage!