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God I feel old

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DS1 is 3 years old
DS2 is 1 year old

O.M.G. I have to stop reading this thread. I never considered myself a prude until I started to read this.

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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Sweet Jesus why would anyone want to do that

Hmmm I do have to laugh though that people didn't want threads link to FB page because anyone and everyone could end up on MagicMum and not just pregnant Mums etc.

What kinda people is Posher going to bring in when someone somewhere in the world wide web goes googling felching.

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Oops never thought of that. I'll delete it shortly. When I saw you as the last poster I was sure you were explaining that you had to delete my post...

Hilarious!! Obviously the whole spit/swallow debate has lightened up over the years, when people are willingly going at it with a straw, I imagine bendy ones are best
I hope the whole birthdays and special occasions rule still applies for the poor dopes participating

Ummm.. but it's the internet?? There's no lock on the front door, anyone can come in

i feel quite ill at the f*lching thing.

Add W01fbagg1ng to that list.

This lady has an English accent and a nun's haircut. Is that your Mum? If so, apologies for saying she looks like a nun. I think she's excellent at what she does. As gentle as a lamb.

But if the kids think the talks are disgusting then that's good, right?

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DS 2007
#3 ETA Autumn 2013

Do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many

Life is an ocean, love is a boat, in troubled water, it keeps us afloat

Ah for the love of god why did I Google that.
There are some weirdos out there. Think it's time for a poll, Have you ever fletched or wolfbagged with your DH/DP?

i just wonder what sort of weirdo you'd have to be to be thinking during sex - i know, getting someone to puke just as i come will make it even better.

Actually, no need for the bacon at all, all you would need to do is just describe that to someone and they would vomit.

Hi, I was a bit more familiar with the cruder terms but was caught out badly on the term "met". Ds went to a disco once and didnt like it. He came home and told me that his friend had met 6 girls from their primary school. Like an eejit I asked ds did he not meet them too. The look I got was classic

Mind you, when ds told me what "met" meant I said his friend was a slapper and ds hadnt a clue what I was talking about.

Yeah 'met' was new to me too. I thought it was just made up by the local kids here - but unless you're in Limerick it's obviously used around the country.

Is "met" kissing or something more?

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It's shiftin'

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DD 2001
DS 2007
#3 ETA Autumn 2013

Do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many

Life is an ocean, love is a boat, in troubled water, it keeps us afloat

all through college i thought shifting was shagging and i was quite surprised at how frank people were about 'shifting in the disco' the night before. **


**in the days when we still went to 'discos'.

As far as I can make out - it's a good old-fashioned snog.

Hi, I would call "met" french kissing. Now I wonder where that term came from.

Just told DH that I'd teabag him in the morning with some boiling water and a drop of milk. He wasn't amused...

somehow or another whilse on the internet last night I came accross a piece of furniture called the Louisiana Lounger...

Now search for that on Youtube and answer me what room in the house will you keep your LL in!?????

SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! I'm going to have to burn my computer for fear the kids ever get into the soon to be deleted search history.

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Ah yes "somehow or other" you came across that. C'mon fess up!

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